The Evil Underlord is, naturally, plotting to take over the world. From the very bottom of Britain of course. Rising from the slime of Skidrow-on-sea, trying to convince the world that what it needs is bitter, postmodern fantasy and better, cheaper cocktails.
If you really must know who the Underlord is then he can befoundhere. However he does try not to use his real name on this blog as he sometimes talks about work, swears a lot and has no way of otherwise hiding from the most casual of searches because, well, the only other people with the same name as him are dogs. Also, it helps with the evil.